(Traditional Scottish)

Whistlin' through mah bunghole
a windy whistled tune
"Me underpants are cotton,
but now are coloured broon"

Me faithful pup, "McGuffy"
Sits silent by me side
The whistly wind blows by his face
his eyes then open wide

The echo gives me laughter
bounce'd aff the stone I sit
The air a thick and creamy beige
I might that I have shit

The dog moves steps away fae me
Please God bless his wee soul
I lean again against th' tree and I
whistle through my bunghole